i cant get started

How's that romantic learning curve? Ready for a piece of love knowledge that can make a big part of the puzzle suddenly, startlingly clears? (If so,) I’ll give the universe a sign!

Pinpointing exactly what needs fixing is right up (my) alley now. The stars give (me) extra acute instincts and brilliant ideas to boot. (i) might actually be able to repair these matters all on (my) own.

If (i) act on that certain love-related impulse, (i) could end up feeling a little foolish (though really, i shouldn't). If (i) don't, (i') will always wonder what would've happened if (i) had.